as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
We have started to decorate penises.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
VASECTOMY FOR THE WIN
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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