"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
i look like i'm walk-of-shaming but i'm really showered and re-clothed and rallying. i fool everyone
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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