hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
Not much. Some creepy guy on Grindr thinks he knows who I am and where I live. So I sent him to that place with jockstraps and bacon. Hope he has fun.
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Terrible idea I love it
false alarm, still single
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
