I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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