You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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