i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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