youre lurking in front of me
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
What a dumb baby whore.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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