Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
Alright dude i'm gonna go to go sleep off this soberness. my life is a cosmic joke
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
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