WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
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