Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
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