I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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