You don't have asthma, your pregnant
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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