is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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