Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Randomize
