I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
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