NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Randomize
