he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
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