do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
