were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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