So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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