The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Oh it's not a problem. Cleaning up the yard and disposing of 75 gallons of Jello is all I've got to look forward to today.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
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