break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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