we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
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