bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I wish you could order shots online.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
The lady at the liquor store in my hometown just gave ran around the corner and gave me a hug when I came back from being gone for a couple months. My life is complete.
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