Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
