the day after is always just damage control
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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