We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
Randomize
