Buhtt sex?
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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