My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
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