Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
You are an awful beat friend I am goin to die in a car accident and then my corpse is going to be used by criminals ala weekend at bernies to rob a bank then my corpse will go to jail Thanks john Thanks for nuthin
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Taking a shot for every status related to the patriots losing. Hello hospital.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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