Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
this is an emotional support booty call
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize
