Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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