my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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