To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
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I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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