Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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