yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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