im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
I never want a future conversation of ours to include the words "quart of semen" in it
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Make good choices ;) This is your automated cockblock message
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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