I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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