Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
its like..once you have one emotional drunk night, you can't stop. i feel like i have to end every drunken night in tears and i dont think my roommates think it's heartwarming anymore
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
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