I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
please don't ironically join a cult
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