That's intense
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
I am standing at the lion i publicly humped last night. i am mortified.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
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