Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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