next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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