today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
