I just threw up on my dentist
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I just finished spraying the foam party off my pumps with a garden hose
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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