she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
They are going to name an STD after you.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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