doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I want to be your penis for a week.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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