Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
Changed all my ex bf's names to "no" in my phone so the next time I try to drunk text one of them it'll basically be like Russian roulette
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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