I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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