We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
Randomize
