I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Randomize
