Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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