IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
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