can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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