I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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